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(More customer reviews)If there's anything that I'm sick to death of, it's these so-called moisturizing shampoos that leave my hair dry. It's time to take a stand and warn everyone who'll read that these need to be avoided.
This product leaves my hair dry and tangled. I hate it. To generate lather, I need to use about 1/16th of the bottle's shampoo. ONE-SIXTEENTH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. That means that a fluid ounce is required to adequately lather and clean my shoulder-length hair. Do you remember how furious you were at Baron Harkonnen when you first read Dune? That's exactly how I feel after I use this, feeling and looking at my messy, defiled locks.
Jason can kiss my brown posterior. What the christ is that macron doing over the a and that diaeresis over the o? Get rid of those, you fruits! Jason's probably just the guy who sweeps up when this crap is being bottled. I swear to poop.
In all fairness, it smells nice, as though somebody tossed some healthy seaweed into my girlfriend's girly-girl perfume. However, I wouldn't care that it smelled like guano if it could lather well, scrub my hair clean and leave it moist and pliable without sulfates.
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